Unitarian Humor... We Unitarians are regularly skewered by Garrison Keillor's "A Prairie Home Companion" and just about everyone on FOX's "The Simpsons". In many of these jokes there's a thread of truth; they're usually directed at the fact that we don't have either a creed or a dogma. That means only that there is no single statement of belief to which we insist that all people subscribe. Importantly, we don't denigrate other religions, but respect them for their highest aspirations. Ok, here we go :) Garrison Keillor, on "A Prairie Home Companion": "Arguing with a UU is like wrestling with a pig. Pretty soon you realize the pig likes it." What do you get if you cross a Seventh-Day Adventist and a Unitarian?     Some one who knocks on your door and has no idea why. The Simpsons regularly skewer faith healers, missionaries, Christian theme parks, and Unitarians. A few examples: In episode 42, At the Springfield Fourth of July celebration, Lisa buys a cone of “Unitarian flavored” ice cream. “But it doesn’t taste like anything,” she complains. “Exactly,” replies Pastor Lovejoy, righteously. In episode 118, Homer angers the KKK who promptly burn a cross on the family's yard. Later, in an effort to placate the KKK, Homer angers the Unitarians who burn a huge question-mark into Homer's grass. In episode 167, Ned Flanders' sons, Rod and Todd, are showing Bart a video game called "Billy Graham’s Bible Verse Blaster". In it, you shoot "heathans" with bibles to turn them into christians. "When you only wing-'em", Todd explains, "they just turn into Unitarians". In episode 202, Homer listens to a rambling, multi-religious themed comment he gets from a Unitarian he made the mistake of asking if there was a God.. To which Homer replies with a confused expression, “If that is the one true faith, I’ll eat my hat.” Others...... You may be a Unitarian if.... you are unsure about the gender of God. you think the Holy Trinity is "reduce, reuse and recycle." you study the "ten suggestions" instead of the "Ten Commandments." the only time "Jesus" is mentioned at church is when someone stubs a toe. You think a Holy day of Obligation is your turn to do coffee. You get mail from committees you didn't know you were on. You know at least two people who are upset that trees had to die for your church to be built.